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(Let's Go) Waterboarding!

from TOO BIG TO FAIL by the Capitalist Kids

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lyrics

(Let’s Go) Waterboarding!



well, it’s an age-old method

pre-Spanish Inquisition

we’ll tie you to a board

in an inclined position

wrap your head all up in celophane



pour on the water

cue the gag reflex

it never fails to get confessions

out of terror suspects

outside the U.S. we don’t have to be humane



suffocation sensation

a drowning simulation

shock the conscience?

that’s nonsense

it’s just enhanced interrogation



let’s go-go waterboarding tonight



it doesn’t cause organ failure

it won’t even leave a mark

now, when you’re dealing with terror

sometimes you gotta work on the dark side

Geneva don’t apply, it’s not torture



to keep America safe

we’ll do whatever it takes

can’t you liberals see what’s at stake?

it’s the only way to get results for sure



suffocation sensation

a drowning simulation

shock the conscience?

that’s nonsense

it’s just enhanced interrogation



let’s go-go waterboarding tonight

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from TOO BIG TO FAIL, track released December 16, 2010

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