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Real Americans

from TOO BIG TO FAIL by the Capitalist Kids

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lyrics

Real Americans



real americans put country first

and they are always proud

real americans work hard

and keep their heads out of the clouds



real americans go to church

they wave the red, white, and blue

and real americans ignore any facts

that conflict with their worldview



real americans have heartland values

hailing from small towns

and real americans have a healthy fear

of people who are brown



real americans support the troops

cause wars are fought for our freedom

and real americans want closet gays

and coat-hanger abortions



and I don’t want to be a real american

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from TOO BIG TO FAIL, track released December 16, 2010

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